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Kobe Bryant “jumping” over Astin Martin

So I saw the YouTube of Kobe Bryant “jumping” over an Astin Martin.

To be honest, I thought it was pretty cool. But it’s obviously both a commercial by Nike as well as a trick of the camera. Use of perspective can easily fool anyone. Kobe is jumping behind or in front of the car as it races by. It looks like he jumps high enough to do it in reality, but the car is on his left or right. He’s not jumping “over” it meaning, he’s not jumping in front of the grill.

Here’s my stills from the video to support this:
frame 1
Note the perspective here. The shadows on the ground are probably put in (i.e. post-effect) to make the perspective seem legit, but I think they help show how he isn’t over the top of it. Look at Kobe in relationship to the “light post” shadow. It looks like Kobe is closer to the camera than the middle of the car in this one.

frame 1a
Note length of Kobe’s shadow and car’s shadow and perspective. Still looks like he’s closer to the camera to me.

frame 2
This one he just looks closer too. But the car actually does drive over the shadow of the light pole - a nifty illusion.

It’s also highly likely that Kobe and the car weren’t even in the same state at the time of the “stunt”.

Anyway, do you think the Lakers would let him do such a crazy thing? Not a chance.

And yes, I had too much time on my hands today.

Normal sports fan tries, but still finds NASCAR boring

I like sports. In fact I love them. Love the NFL, love college basketball and MLB (probably in that order). My favorite event is March Madness by far, however. I’m also a big fan of watching the premier sports at the Olympics, like boxing, track and field and swimming in the summer and downhill skiing, bobsled and hockey in the winter. Even NHL hockey is fun (in person). I’m part of a fantasy football team every year and while I don’t always do so hot, I know the best players and who generally to draft. I love the pre-season NIT and the Hall of Fame Game.

But man, NASCAR is boring.

About 2 years ago I moved down south for work and family. At the office, guys talked NASCAR all the time. This driver and that, this kind of car and that, alot of talk about restrictor plates and the Car of Tomorrow. Most of which went over my head. I probably know slightly more about cars than Mikhail Baryshnikov. I’m not trying to make a statement about the knowledge of Russian ballet dancers, but…ok yes I am. Anyway, I don’t know much about cars. I can change my own oil and can flush the radiator if I care to. (I did both a few times, but it was a pain to dispose of the old fluids so I just go to Jiffy Lube or whatever now.) Windshield wipers and all the other fluids aren’t confusing. I even once changed the thing that charges the battery when the car is running…er…the name of which escapes me as I write this. It has belts and what not. The converter? No that’s not it. Bah. See? Regardless, I’m no gear head by any stretch.

Hilariously, I joined a Fantasy NASCAR group last year. And won. Seriously! I won the group and was paid $60 bucks for first. Everyone was pissed because I kept chiding them about how I knew nothing, never watched and still was winning. My strategy consisted of putting in drivers every “expert” said to. Who the hell is Boris Said? I didn’t care. He was picked on “road courses” and in to the line up he went. An interesting side note, one of the road courses for NASCAR is Watkins Glen, which hosted one of the largest rock concerts ever with one of my favorite bands, the Grateful Dead. (BTW, do yourself a favor and listen to the soundcheck jam - choice 10. Even if you don’t like improvisational music, this one is inspired.) 

Ok ok…on topic…

I tried this year to watch the whole Daytona 500race and found it so freaking tedious that I had to give up and go edge the yard. (For those of you in cold climates, the yard never stops growing in the South.) They go around and around for hours and get gas and tires occassionally. Sure the cars are fast and sometimes they bump and even crash. I joked with my dad on the phone that I think people watch to see if someone will turn right at some point. See, they go one way on an oval track…always turning left…if they turned right, they’d crash. It was funny if you were there.

The drivers are likely very skilled at what they do although I would hesitate to call them athletes. I’m sure someone will bristle at drivers not being athletes but someone always does. Those same people probably would’ve liked to have seen poker in the Olympics. OK perhaps they are athletic and it seems pretty draining to sit for 4 hours in a 120 degree (or more) car in full body asbestos underwear, even though they now have said underwear cooled the whole time. And you probably have to concentrate pretty damn hard for the entire time. That said, NASCAR drivers are no Michael Jordan, Bruce Jenner or even Brian Bosworth. I will however concede that they are more athletic than John Daly or Fernando Valenzuela.

All that aside, I tried to watch for the nuances. Although the hillbilly announcing the race was no help, I guess there were some…drafting and bumping or some such. Yes changing the tires fast seems to get people back into the race ahead of the guy who was slower. Also, some pit crews mastered the art of the calculator as someone was able to judge if their guy needed to get gas when others didn’t. I’m not sure why they couldn’t just put in a guage of some kind in the car saying how many miles they have left… Apparently it’s a risky thing staying out on the track without getting new tires and more gas. I get it that new tires grip better. Again though, will this keep me awake?

One thing I do know. NASCAR looks GREAT in hi-def.

Why do all the boring sports like golf and NASCAR look so good on TV?

Daytona 500 on my TV

This week’s favorite song

Kate Nash, Foundations:

I really enjoy this song for it’s story-like lyrics and catchy tune. My friend in London said Kate Nash sounds like a “chav” but not being from London and instead being an unsavvy American, I like the accent. It adds to the story telling aspect to me.

5 interview techniques to tell if a company values its employees

Working in technology, I’ve had to interview alot. Probably more than the average bear given my penchant in the past for working at venture capital funded companies and start-ups. As anyone who has worked at dot coms or consultancies knows, sometimes good ideas do not translate into good revenue for myriad reasons.

Anyway, as I got older and moved up the food chain, just having a job wasn’t good enough. Even earning more money at the next place could be secondary to what the boss was like, what software development methodology they used, where they were located, comp time, and the list goes on…

One of the most critical things for me deciding on whether a company would be a good fit was “How do they value their employees?” Interviewing goes both ways, meaning, in general, you are on your best behavior but so are they.  Finding a job is a chore, but it can be just as much a chore for a group to find the right candidate for a slot. So rarely in the interview process do you find anything but “happy” people. Some are more candid than others, but mainly it’s best foot forward on all accounts.

So how do you know if the company treats it’s employees well and values them? Is the place full of disgruntled people or happy workers?

1) Is the position well paid?
If the company is paying a salary that is at the median or above for the position in your market, they are likely serious about hiring someone who is well qualified. A larger investment in you can signal that your co-workers are also well paid. Being well paid completely eliminates much of the basic negative energy in a company.

2) How much are they willing to kick in for benefits?
Are the benefits modern? To me, modern is:

  • 401(k) with a decent percentage of company match
  • a vesting schedule that is less than 5 years
  • health care for you and your family that is affordable
  • at least 2 weeks vacation, a few sick days and common holidays off
  • company sponsored continued learning - like seminars, classes or even conventions and trade shows… something that gets you out of the company to interact with peers once a year

Things that say “we value you” even more are bonuses, stock options or incentives above your salary.

If many of these benefits are less than the above or aren’t even available, do you really want to work with them? I realize very small companies have a hard time providing all of these things, but discuss the fact that they don’t exist with them and see what their plans are for either getting you these things or extra compensation to make up for them. But if a company has more than 1000 people and the above is not true, by my experience, they do not value their employees and you will be treated as such. The employees will also know they don’t get these things and others do and it makes for alot of griping.

3) Are the vending machines full price?
Vending machine companies provide kickbacks to places where they sell - many times as high as 30%. Having a high percentage kick back is one of the reasons a public place like a golf course or mall will select a vending company. It’s a very commoditized business in some respects. However, a company can waive this kickback in order to provide the employees with products at essentially cost. If the vending machines are in places the company controls, like the break room where the coffee is, they likely brought the vending company in themselves and control the contract.

Bottom line, if you are paying the same cost as you would at the mall for a soda, the company is likely getting a kickback. That means they are making money off of their employees!  I would contend that any company who looks at their employees as a revenue stream does not value them much.

4) Look at the physicals of where you’d work.
This is so important. Is there enough parking close to the building? Do the cubicles look newer and offices look freshly painted and clean? Do the people you meet have personal affects on their walls and desks? Does it smell funny? Is it too cold or hot? Are there burned out bulbs? Do the chairs look old or new and are they comfortable?  Are the restrooms dirty?

All of these things can tell you alot about how people think of themselves and their work place. It also tells you that the company is willing to invest in things that keep people happy at work. Which brings me to what I like to call…

5) The “toilet paper test”
Giggle all you want, but let’s face it, there are few things more personal than using the restroom and few things where comfort can be directly impacted. It may sound rediculous, but if a company has prison grade toilet paper, they are only interested in cost. Nothing says “I don’t care” more than single ply 40 grit sandpaper delivered via giganta-huge monster roll. However, if there is soft, better toilet paper someone actually took the time to think past simple cost and the company likely has a philosophy of doing so for all the other little details one can expect at work. 

Good luck with any job search you do and make sure to always stop in to the restroom.

Man Uses Stun Gun on His Toddler

Oh my.

“He wanted the child to be tough…he talked about his dream of the child being the toughest cage fighter ever.”

Oh my.

Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com

Sane, reasonable people can play violent video games, watch Rambo movies and separate themselves from what they’re watching. This guy apparently was not able to do that. It reminds me of Johnny Cash’s “A Boy Named Sue”, but much, much worse.
He got 4 years, but I don’t think that’s enough.